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  二、躺在凉席上,感觉自己就像是铁板牛柳。


  三、当电风扇变成了电吹风,我觉得人生都失去了意义。


  四、女孩,遇到给宿舍安空调的校长,就嫁了吧!


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  六、有两个陌生人来到学校,然后,然后他俩熟了……


  七、桌子太烫……以至于一只蚊子被烫死了……


  八、这凉席感觉怎么跟电热毯似的!


  九、蚊子不叮人,只叮冷水管了……


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  十一、我一直在想,哪天绑架了校长,给他绑到学校宿舍的床上,就给他一个小风扇,看他能活多久……


  十二、从前有个小孩上学,上着上着他就热死了 ……


  十三、这么热的时候停水了,我想去校长家洗澡……'


  十四、我的肉身即将热死在学校……我的灵魂将与你们同在……


  十五、我若热死在学校,兄弟们记得来收尸,辛苦你们了!棺材里一定要有空调……


  十六、我每个细胞都需要空调……


  十七、宁可在空调房里哭,也不要在电风扇下笑……


  十八、中国将上演一部重口味写实电影:《全城热死》……


  十九、如果我热死了,请在每年这个时候给我烧一台空调。...
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